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May 29, 2021

thighetician:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lionkingjah:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lovepeaceandfunk:

shashinsoul:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

imamakeit:

niggasandcomputers:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

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Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

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Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

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Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

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(via sads)

Jun 04, 2020

that-bitch-hanzo:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

cakesoup:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

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Apr 22, 2020

hemightbegiant:

darcyshire:

steadfast:

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

I love pranks that aren’t at the expense of others.

My favorite prank that I pulled was when I worked at a hotel that was across from an old theater. Behind the desk, we had autographed pics of the celebrities that stayed at the hotel.

So one year for April Fools, I printed a black and white picture of myself, signed it and put it on the wall behind the desk.

There it sat…in plain view…for 1.5 years.

One day a guest was checking in and my boss just so happened to be behind the desk with me. The guest is looking at the pics and gets to my pic and says “Wait…is that you?”

My boss looks at it and says “Luke, why are you on the wall?” (He was Indian with an English accent so it makes it even better the way he said it.)

I replied “That was my April fools joke…from over a year ago! This guy was the first person to notice it!”

The guest laughed, I laughed, my boss just rolled his eyes and told me to take it down.

(via blindicarus)

Apr 22, 2020

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